Crazy Things I Learned in Japan
December 5, 2016 Leave a comment
If you’d ask me if I ever experienced culture shock when I first came to Japan, I’d have to say, “No, not really.” I came expecting almost everything to be different than what I was used to. However, there were two things that surprised me about Japan: the roads are so narrow and there’s so much green foliage. The first one is probably a given since the US is known for having wide, open roads. But as for the second one, I grew up in the desert where we had green lawns and some green trees and that was about all, except here and there where there was some water. But in Japan, there are green trees and plants everywhere, something I wasn’t used to but found I really liked.
Here are some other things that I learned while living in Japan that may seem crazy.
Corn on pizza is great!
Look at a pizza delivery service’s flyer or go to the grocery store and look at the frozen or pre-made pizzas and you’ll see that corn is a common topping in Japan. You’ll also see other unusual toppings that you may find weird, like fish eggs, squid, shellfish, or potatoes (Pizza Hut has an Idaho Pizza). Corn, on the other hand, makes a great topping! But I never saw it in my home country, while there, pineapple is a popular topping. My Japanese friends can’t believe I like pineapple on pizza. Also, Tabasco sauce is commonly put on pizza in Japan. Restaurants serving pizza will usually have bottles of Tabasco on the table or available on request.
Comedians and Musicians Make Terrible Drama Actors
Personally, I can’t stand watching most Japanese TV dramas or movies, mostly because of the bad acting on the part of comedians and musicians who appear frequently in these. I know that comedians and musicians doing acting is not unique to Japan and happens a lot in the US also, but at times it seems that Japan thinks that having some acting skills is much less important than being famous in order to be on camera. True, some comedians and musicians are good actors/actresses, but having a comedian act out a serious scene in a drama is often torturous. I once watched one comedian on a TV drama in a scene where he finds his friend has been killed. At first, I thought the show was a comedy and kept waiting for the funny part since he is a comedian. And his wailing and crying over his friend’s body was so unconvincing and so out of character with his usual comedic performances, I actually thought his friend would sit up and say, “Psych!” and there would be the soundtrack of an audience laughing. To be honest, I was channel surfing and came upon that drama by accident and only watched as much as I did because I actually have met that comedian.
Use Your Luxury Bag, Smartphones, or Other Expensive Items to Save a Seat
In almost every other country, leaving your cell phone, wallet, or bag on a table or seat you wish to save and then walking away is a guaranteed way to have it stolen. However, here in Japan, people do this all of the time and yet, incredibly, their valuables are usually not stolen. Japan is known to have a low crime rate, yet crime still happens. Yet I see time and again people in restaurants, cafes, and other public places leave luxury handbags, laptops, wallets, smartphones, and other valuables unattended or to save their seat. I just shake my head at the stupidity of leaving an expensive personal item to save a free seat. But at the same time, I feel thankful that I live in a place where people feel comfortable doing this.
Raw Fish is not So Bad
When I first came to Japan, eating sushi and sashimi, which are famous dishes featuring raw fish, was a culinary adventure that I looked forward to, yet with some trepidation, I’ll have to admit. The first times were challenging to overcome my natural gagging reflex and I made sure I had a full cup of something to drink beforehand. I didn’t really taste the fish as I was just trying to get it down without throwing up (which I never did). Now I’m much better but still don’t really like the taste of fish and cannot eat strong fishy-tasting fish. But I’m still willing to try most of the time. Over the years, I’ve eaten many kinds of fish raw, such as tuna, mackerel, saury, and amberjack, as well as other sea creatures like squid, octopus, and lobster. Side note: I know more fish by their Japanese names than their English names, so excuse me if I use the wrong name. I had to look the names up in a Japanese-English dictionary.
Cockroaches Are Hard to Kill and Scream
Before living in Japan, I really had no experience with cockroaches (or just roaches). I had maybe seen only a few small ones where I grew up. But I quickly learned after coming to Japan that you do not want them near you. I first roomed with a couple of other guys, so our place was not the cleanest and we saw more than a few roaches. They taught me that the best way to kill roaches was to spray dish detergent on them. It does work, but you usually end up wasting a lot of detergent and the walls become soapy. However, I gave this up after seeing one roach flop on it’s back after being sprayed and emit an audible high-pitched sound that sounded like a scream of death. Now, I just try to whack them with a tissue box, rolled-up newspaper, or anything else I can grab. I’m not brave enough to crush them with my bare hand.
Drive on the Left-hand Side of the Road Isn’t So Hard
A number of years ago, I got a job in rural Japan where I had to drive. So I had to change my US driver’s license to a Japanese one. Since I think of myself as a pretty good driver in the US and being too cheap to take a Japanese driving course at a driving school, the first time I drove on the left-hand side of the road was when I took my first driving test for the Japanese license. I found it really wasn’t hard. I even went back to the US for a visit and was OK driving on the right-hand side there, came back to Japan, and continued driving on the left-hand side without any problems.
Rice Has Different Grades
Before coming to Japan, I thought rice was rice and that there were only about two kinds: the brown rice that my Dad likes to eat, and the white rice that we would have occasionally. I have since learned that there are way more varieties of rice as well as different grades of rice eaten in Japan. I admit I have not bothered learning the grade names, but I can now tell when I’m eating a high-grade rice (rarely) vs. eating medium grade (normal) vs. low-grade rice (usually at cheap bento places). Who’d thunk it!
The Toilets are Heavenly or Hellish
I have come to really love the toilets here. I’m talking about the heated, washlet, buttons on the side, Star Trek command chair kind of toilets. To go back to normal toilets, well, it would be like stepping back to the Dark Ages. However, I have also experienced the squatting toilets with no seat, just a porcelain hole you squat over, take care of business, and flush. People have told me that these are better for your body as it forces you to go in a more natural position. BALONEY! I get more out on a regular sitting toilet, without legs cramping up, and making a big mess. Plus I don’t have to worry about hitting my head on the door or a wall or sink as these are usually in a very small room.